Forgot to buy sandwich bags. Didn’t consult Pinterest. #SuccessDad
Every day at the beach starts w/ a fight over the beer/water ratio in the styrofoam cooler.
You know what time it is! #bloodymarytime (at Delta Sky Club)
#fyfsdwat
You could put fingernail clippings in a @TiffanyAndCo box and she’d fall in love with them. #gifthack
.@thefortfrances bringing summertime to the @MeyerTheatre.
Got to listen to @thefortfrances live @MeyerTheatre tonight. My ears love them!
THIS is the dude I saw. #mulletchat
F*ck yeah magical period!!!
Owl with mustache holding beer. #beerinhand
Project: #Bacon #Beer Koozie = FAIL #warmbeer #slippery
Prototype: #baconbeerkoozie
If zombies craved Doritos Locos Tacos.
Porch ready for paint! :) #HappyMothersDay
