Forgot to buy sandwich bags. Didn’t consult Pinterest. #SuccessDad

Forgot to buy sandwich bags. Didn’t consult Pinterest. #SuccessDad

Every day at the beach starts w/ a fight over the beer/water ratio in the styrofoam cooler.

Every day at the beach starts w/ a fight over the beer/water ratio in the styrofoam cooler.

You know what time it is! #bloodymarytime (at Delta Sky Club)

You know what time it is! #bloodymarytime (at Delta Sky Club)

#fyfsdwat

#fyfsdwat

You could put fingernail clippings in a @TiffanyAndCo box and she’d fall in love with them. #gifthack

You could put fingernail clippings in a @TiffanyAndCo box and she’d fall in love with them. #gifthack

.@thefortfrances bringing summertime to the @MeyerTheatre.

.@thefortfrances bringing summertime to the @MeyerTheatre.

Got to listen to @thefortfrances live @MeyerTheatre tonight. My ears love them!

Got to listen to @thefortfrances live @MeyerTheatre tonight. My ears love them!

THIS is the dude I saw. #mulletchat

THIS is the dude I saw. #mulletchat

F*ck yeah magical period!!!

F*ck yeah magical period!!!

Owl with mustache holding beer. #beerinhand

Owl with mustache holding beer. #beerinhand

Project: #Bacon #Beer Koozie = FAIL #warmbeer #slippery

Project: #Bacon #Beer Koozie = FAIL #warmbeer #slippery

Prototype: #baconbeerkoozie

Prototype: #baconbeerkoozie

If zombies craved Doritos Locos Tacos.

If zombies craved Doritos Locos Tacos.

Porch ready for paint! :) #HappyMothersDay

Porch ready for paint! :) #HappyMothersDay